♥Total garbage♥

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

artist-in-the-dark:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

xpyon:

sardonic-grin:

tbh if levi failed to kill erwin and if a titan failed to kill erwin there’s no way a dusty old man in a bathrobe will kill erwin

dusty old man in bathrobe

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

maskedmoonchildren:

pastelgothic:

five nights at freddy’s

Is this a double joke

communistbakery:

asian:

I really like you but you’re an ocean and I’m just a wave

are u calling me fat

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