it’s not too soon
gays & lesbians who tell bisexuals that they need to “pick a team” are so fucking gross like get away from me
COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
She texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
favorite thing on tumblr
MY NEW FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD
THIS NEVER GETS OLD
I’ll never get sick of this
ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…
I chance nothing
you little shit
I’M NOT RISKING OKAY?
MY GOD. *throws laptop*